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Here they are in no particular order. If you want to send you own feedback, click on the "feedback" link on the left of the page.Keep up the good work... very fuckin' amusing.
In response to: What if?,..Eugene Terreblanche somehow became President of South Africa?
In response to your disparaging comments, please find the response thereto as per attached annexure.
I challenge you to place this response to your comments…
Attachment:
"EVIL APARTHEID" ?
by Boere
Much false propaganda regarding apartheid has been spread across the world by the British and American media which is today simply accepted as the truth. Herewith a challenge and request to the so-called disadvantaged ANC regime to force apartheid, which they were exposed to, onto the freedom loving Afrikaner (and especially the Boer people). By freedom loving Afrikaner it is understood those approximately 1,5 million of us who wish to be free and don't want to suffer under the tyranny of the Anglo-American approved racist non-whites. (To prevent any misunderstanding we call ourselves "Boervolk" due to our proud history of fighting for our freedom).
The argument: if apartheid was so "evil" ............
Herewith the challenge:
We as the freedom loving Boervolk challenge the ANC regime to give us the same opportunities as were given by apartheid to them: how good or "bad" is may have been. This comprises amongst other the following:
1. Give us our own economically sustainable area, as was Bophutha Tswana, Ciskei, Venda
or the Transkei.
2. From you central government, pay us R1000 million over 30 years for our own
development (the approximate value paid to you at the current value of the South African
Rand).
3. Grants us our own universities and schools to run and develope for ourselves.
4. Grant us our own security forces as was given to you.
5. Grant us our own health services.
6. Grant us our own government with full power to control our internal and international
affairs.
7. Reward companies with concessions that settle in our area and who give preference to our
people in appointments, as was for you during apartheid.
8. If we wish to travel in your area, force us to carry a 'pass' (we will consider it a passport
and will not feel humiliated)
9. If we come to your area to buy postage stamps, let us stand in a separate queue where we
are server by our own people, and place a sign "Blacks Only" at the counters where you
don't want us to queue. (Follow this same procedure at shops, banks, public transport, in
other words, everywhere).
10. Prohibit us from marrying black people.
11. Prohibit us from becoming part of your sport teams, but allow us to control our own
sporting activities nationally and internationally.
12. If, once we have all these privileges, we still want to overthrow your government, treat us
as the apartheid security police treated you when you want to overthrow the apartheid
government (please note only after you have given us the same opportunity of an own
state as was given you)
13. Buy out the land where our own is to be and donate us the land so we can settle there.
14. Look at our historical claim in determining such an area (there is clear indication to this
area long before apartheid existed, bear this in mind).
15. Give our people who cannot afford it free or almost free first world medical services, as
was given to you.
16. Grant us the opportunity to refuse land ownership in our area to any non-citizen.
There are many other privileges granted to black people like ripe fruit waiting to be picked. Give us that same opportunity. If you don't want to do it you admit that you are dishonest, false and afraid that the truth will come out and we will succeed where you have failed. Don't be afraid, we will share with you the successes we believe we will bring. That which we share may not be disadvantageous, but must be our own choice, as it is the only way to form a basis for fairness and respect and self-respect.
In response to: Isidingo Gives Borderline Psychos A Bad Name
Just some feedback for the Isidingo article.
Please stop picking their storyline apart.
If anyone can't relate to a bit of fiction then they shouldn't even watch the news.
Isidingo is just a soapie for goodness sake everyone knows that so if they get their medical knowledge mixed up so be it.
I would start to complain if it was a discovery channel program where people need facts to learn from, but what is there to learn from a soapie other than to relax and enjoy the end of day entertainment.
Pick on the corruption we see all around us then your column will be of some use.
Hey,
you guys have got something awesome here. I've just gone through the whole archive. You cats can give the Phat Monate Show a run for their money. Can't wait for the next issue.
All the best.
In response to: BioSlim Releases BioSmart
I need your help please... do you know which company is responsible for the
marketing /advertising campaigns for "BIOSLIM" ?
I would appreciate your help.
I'm an South African living in the UK. Where can I purchase a SJAMBOK and
have it posted to me? Any ideas much appreciated!!!
Well done to all involved!
Brilliant effort!
Come on chaps, nice SA slant but almost a formulaic
representation of www.theonion.com
Not criticism, merely feedback. Are you open to
receiving articles?
Hi
My name is [removed] i am an online journalism student , i would like to work for your website part-time. If you still want students working for it i would love to be part of it. If you need my CV please reply and i will gladly send it. I also work for Isolezwe newspaper as a freelancer.
Thank you for your time.
Editor - we never heard from this journo again when we told him that we don't pay our writers.
