South African Satire
Previous Poll Results
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| Issue 13 - If your spouse/partner volunteered to have free plastic
surgery for you, would you ask him/her to change anything? 1. No 45% 2. What is plastic surgery? 27% 3. Yes 14% 3. Not Sure 14% |
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11 - Iraq will be even more anti-American when US forces leave? 1. Yes 70% 3. Maybe 30% 3. No 0% |
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12 - Which accent irritates you the most? 1. Australian 34% 2. American 32% 3. British 12% 4. South African 10% 5. French 8% 6. German 4% |
| Issue
9 - Should Donald Rumsfeld resign? 1.
Who's Donald Rumsfeld? 47% |
Issue
10 - Should the authorities allow a pay pornography channel in South Africa? 1. Yes 60% |
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7 - Will there be peace in the Middle East in your lifetime? 1. Not in anybody's lifetime 63% |
Issue
8 - Who do you trust the least? 1.
Politicians 50% |
| Issue
5 - South Africans Complain Too Much 1.
Yes 55% |
Issue
6 - Is David Beckham guilty of cheating on his wife? 1. Who cares? 57% 2. Who's David Beckham? 26% 3. Yes 13% 4. No 4% |
| Issue 3 - In
a celebrity death-match, which would you rather watch? 1. Winnie vs De Lille 69% |
Issue
4 - Who would you rather share a jail cell with? 1. Nelson Mandela 47% |
| Issue 1-
Hansie is 1. who cares?! 41% 2. alive, and in hiding 29% 3. in heaven 18% 4. in hell 12% |
Issue
2 - Would you sell nude pics of your ex to a magazine after a bad break-up? 1. If they paid enough 53% 2. Never 33% 3. I'd give them free 7% 4. Wouldn't take them in the first place 7% |
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