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Issue 13 - If your spouse/partner volunteered to have free plastic surgery for you, would you ask him/her to change anything?

1. No   45%

2. What is plastic surgery?  27% 
3. Yes 14%
3. Not Sure 14%
Issue 11 - Iraq will be even more anti-American when US forces leave?

1. Yes 70%
3. Maybe 30%

3. No 0%
Issue 12 - Which accent irritates you the most?

1. Australian 34%

2. American 32%
3. British 12%
4. South African 10%
5. French 8%

6. German 4%
Issue 9 - Should Donald Rumsfeld resign?

1. Who's Donald Rumsfeld? 47%
2. Yes 47%
3. No 1%

Issue 10 - Should the authorities allow a pay pornography channel in South Africa?

1. Yes 60%
2. Is this a rhetorical question? 40%
3. No 0%
4. Maybe 0%

Issue 7 - Will there be peace in the Middle East in your lifetime?

1. Not in anybody's lifetime 63%
2. Yes 25%
3. No 13%
4. Maybe 0%

Issue 8 - Who do you trust the least?

1. Politicians 50%
2. Insurance Salesmen 21%
3. Lawyers 14%
4. I don't generalise 14%

Issue 5 - South Africans Complain Too Much

1. Yes 55%
2. No 18%
3. I don't know any South Africans 18%
4. I can't generalise 9%

Issue 6 - Is David Beckham guilty of cheating on his wife?

1. Who cares? 57%

2. Who's David Beckham? 26%
3. Yes 13%
4. No 4%
Issue 3 - In a celebrity death-match, which would you rather watch?

1. Winnie vs De Lille 69%
2. Buthelezi vs Van Schalkwyk 23%

3. Terreblanche vs Rajbansi 8%
4. Mbeki vs Leon 0%

Issue 4 - Who would you rather share a jail cell with?

1. Nelson Mandela 47%
2. Charlize Theron 32%
3. Osama bin Laden 16%

4. Patricia Lewis 5%

Issue 1- Hansie is

1. who cares?! 41%

2. alive, and in hiding 29%
3. in heaven 18%

4. in hell 12%
Issue 2 - Would you sell nude pics of your ex to a magazine after a bad break-up?

1. If they paid enough 53%
2. Never 33%
3. I'd give them free 7%
4. Wouldn't take them in the first place 7%


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