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Competition Expands To Incorporate Others
DURBAN The Miss India SA Company, owners of the
South African Miss India South Africa beauty pageant franchise, have decided to expand the
pageant by opening it up to people of other ethnic backgrounds. The new pageant format
will see a Miss Europe SA, Miss Africa SA and a Miss Miscellaneous SA to cater for all the
women of South Africa.
Swazi King Declares Himself
Lord And Master Of All He Purveys
MBABANE In a move described as the final
death-knell to any hope of democracy in Swaziland, King Mswati III declared himself
Lord and Master of All I Purvey. This includes your wives, mothers, sisters and
daughters. My penis will not be denied!
Housewife Pleasantly Surprised by Taxi Driver
JOHANESSBURG Sandton housewife, Mrs. Rosemary Pearce, expressed how
wonderfully surprised she was at being let into the fast lane by a minibus
taxi driver on Tuesday.
Pearce, who at the time was rushing to make an appointment with her spiritual guide, said
the incident had given her renewed hope for the new South Africa.
Ive always thought these people had no road manners whatsoever, said
Pearce, but that driver, bless his soul, proved me wrong. It shows that they are
changing, becoming more advanced. Maybe there is hope that we will become a civilized
Pearce reported that if she had not been let into the fast lane she would have missed her
meeting with her spiritual guide and not been able to make contact with her late father.
My guide tells me that the ancestral spirits are quite particular about time. If you
are a little late you may miss the one you want to contact. I am just glad I was able to
get closure with my father over so many issues. All thanks to that driver, said
Health Minister Taunts Critics
JOHANNESBURG National Health Minister, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, who has retained
her position in the new cabinet selected by president Mbeki, took time out of her schedule
to taunt her critics.
The minister reportedly called several members of the Treatment Action Campaign,
proclaimed Guess what?! Im still minister!!, laughed raucously and then
The Democratic Alliances shadow minister of health has also confirmed
being a victim of the ministers taunts when he received a pocket of African potatoes
with a note saying Still minister and loving it, baby! attached to it.
A spokesperson for the minister said that it was highly unlikely the minister
would resort to such action since she had more important matters to attend to such
as overseeing the roll-out of anti-retrovirals, and stopping TB.