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Sexwale To Launch 'Formula T' Racing
JOHANESSBURG Not long after becoming the star of an SABC reality
TV show, Tokyo Sexwale has unveiled bold plans to launch a minibus taxi racing tour called
Formula T. The new racing format will take place throughout the country and
will involve rigorous selections to identify the countrys premier minibus taxi
Cryptic SMS Leaves Man
CAPE TOWN - Michael Stevenson was left
pondering the fate of his relationship on Monday when his girlfriend, Samantha Nielson,
apparently dumped him via SMS.
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Remains Of Little Pig Found In RDP House
CATO MANOR, DURBAN Police here discovered the remains of a little pig in the rubble
of what used to be an RDP house. SAPS spokesperson Inspector Bala Govender said that
police are investigating a revenge murder and are following up on leads indicating a big,
bad wolf as the chief suspect.
From what we have heard from the neighbours, the deceased lost two
of his brothers to a big, bad wolf many years ago. The deceased apparently killed the big,
bad wolf in self-defence when he attempted to break into the deceaseds house and eat
him. Not long after that, the deceased was forcefully removed due to the Group Areas Act.
After living in game reserves and informal settlements, he recently moved into the RDP
house, said Govender.
Sources have told the sjambok that the big bad wolfs son, known as
Junior at the time of his fathers demise, swore to avenge his
fathers death and has spent the rest of his life preparing to kill the little pig.
Insp. Govender indicated the main reason that "Junior, now also a big, bad
wolf, was their chief suspect was that the same huff and puff technique
employed by his father had been used to blow the RDP house down.
...Eugene Terreblanche somehow became President of
- New parliament buildings would be erected in Ventersdorp, and
Potchefstroom would become the judicial capital
- The music of Fokoff Polieskar would be banned for
- National Service would become compulsory for white males from
the age of 12
- Military units would be known as 1 Ysterbrigade, 2
- Crimpilene would replace cotton
- Ford may consider reviving the 3 litre Cortina in Gunston
- Mugabe would be assassinated
- Lexington and Gold Dollar plain would become popular again
- It would rain in Namakwaland