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Employs Shaggy Defense
BAGHDAD It wasnt me. These were the words of
Saddam Hussein at his trial in Baghdad yesterday. Hussein confounded legal experts around
the world when he embarked on the use of the complete denial defence technique made famous
by pop star Shaggy in his hit song It wasnt me.
AWB Moves To Strengthen
Resistance In Jail
VENTERSDORP Having recently been released from
jail after serving a sentence for assault, Eugene Terreblanche, iconic leader the neo-Nazi
AWB movement, has declared his organizations intent to fight for the rights of
Afrikaners in jail. We are fighting a rear-guard action in jails, said
Fondue-mendalists Cheesed Off
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - 15 people died last week when 2 16-ton blocks of cheddar and Gouda
cheese inexplicably materialised out of nowhere some 50 metres above the ground.
Inevitably gravity got wind of this, and the dairy products crashed to the ground,
crushing a group of students.
Apparently the youths were members of a fanatical, splinter religious group who were
praying for the "Coming of Cheeses". Religious experts are suggesting that this
tragedy is a result of God not being able to understand the Danish accent. To be honest,
we can't blame him.
Local Authorities have blocked the area off and are selling bits of the "Holy
Cheeses" to tourists for $100 per kilogram.
Choir Member 'too supportive'
LLANELLI,WALES - A member of the Male Welsh Choir, Arnold Wigginslough, has been expelled
from the World famous singing group for helping his fellow members hit the high notes.
Choirmaster Simon Qhwlm explains, ``There's nothing wrong with a bit of support but Arnold
was just plain fondling. He took advantage of us''.
Arnold has since taken up a job in a local coal mine helping
miners relieve back pain caused from bending over all day.