South African Satire

Issue 13,  July 2004

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AWB Moves To Strengthen Resistance In Jail

VENTERSDORP – Having recently been released from jail after serving a sentence for assault, Eugene Terreblanche, iconic leader the neo-Nazi AWB movement, has declared his organization’s intent to fight for the rights of Afrikaners in jail. “We are fighting a rear-guard action in jails’, said Terreblanche.

Terreblanche, who was released on the 11th of June, said that those who believed in Aryan superiority found it particularly difficult in jail.

“You know, it’s not like on the farm”, said the AWB leader, “you can’t just tell these natives what to do. They are very cheeky in jail. In fact, they often tell you what to do. If you are real Boer, you often have your back against the wall – literally and figuratively. These blacks in jail have no respect for the natural order of things. Sometimes, they force you to be unnatural too.”

Most political commentators have noted that Terreblanche seems to have been deeply changed by his experience in jail. “For the most part he has emerged a lot less convinced of his power to actually change anything significant”, said Snoek Zigala, political analyst at the SABC.

An AWB spokesperson, who identified himself only as Frikkie, said that the issue of prisoner’s rights, especially white Afrikaner prisoner rights, had become close to the heart of his leader because “prisoners is people too.”

Frikkie also went further to quash the rumour that Terreblanche had been involved in a number of what would have, in the past, been termed ‘illicit’ or ‘immoral’ relationships with his non-white inmates: “Those lies is strictly false.”

According to sources inside the movement, there is still much debate as to how the goal of ‘better rights for whites’ in jail would be achieved – currently the options of setting up either a rival body to the South African Prisoners Rights Organisation, or following the ‘Aryan brotherhood’ example set in America, are both being discussed.

AWB supporters should watch this space to stay abreast of the latest developments with this story.

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