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| Issue 20, April 2006 | Top Story -
Microsoft To Introduce DNA Registration Bottom Story - Reality Reality TV Kicks Off Other Articles - Zuma Patents AIDS-removal Shower Technique - Plane Crashes As Raindrops Turn to Jelly Tots |
| Issue 19, June 2005 | Top
Story - Dr Rath Health Foundation Makes New Scientific
Leap Bottom Story - Insurance Companies' New Policy Is Honesty Agony Recce - Post Traumatic Stress Accusation Other Articles - Jedi Mind Tricks Useless As Mbeki Forced To Fire Zuma - World Peace No Longer As Important At Miss World Pageant |
| Issue 18, April 2005 | Top
Story - Dan Brown Eyes Next Novel Bottom Story - R.E.M. Poser Caught Out Agony Recce - Wife Worries Other Articles - Scientists To Probe Radio Call Show Stupidity Phenomenon - Green Scorpion Arrests Red Scorpion |
| Issue 17, February 2005 | Top
Story - Tokyo Sexwale To Launch 'Formula T' Racing Bottom Story - Cryptic SMS Leaves Man In Dumps Agony Recce - Weight problems Other Article - Remains Of Little Pig Found In RDP House What If? - ...Eugene Terreblanche somehow became President of South Africa? |
| Issue 16, January 2005 | Top
Story - Study On Useless Research Pinpoints Self Bottom Story - Parliament To Ban White Speedos Other Articles - Gillman Dumps Girlfriend For Being "too irritating" - Visionary Predicts "five-bladed" Razors In Distant Future |
| Issue 15, October 2004 | Top Story -
MDC Youth League Punks Mugabe Bottom Story - New Study Links Breathing and Lung Cancer Other Articles - C-Max Prison To Be Replaced by C-Max Plus Prison - Fake Marriage Victim To Take Half |
| Issue 14, August 2004 | Top Story -
Man Fails To Score Despite Being Irresistable Bottom Story - Isidingo Gives Borderline Psychos A Bad Name Other Articles - Olympic Hammer Thrower Tells Of Irritation - Tractor-mechanic Surprised At Indians |
| Issue 13, July 2004 | Top Story -
Saddam Employs Shaggy Defense Bottom Story - AWB Moves To Strengthen Resistance In Jail Other Articles - Fondue-mendalists Cheesed Off - Choir Member 'too supportive' |
| Issue 12, May 2004 | Top Story
- Local Critic Appalled, Hurt By TV Nudity Levels Bottom Story - Plumber Not Getting Laid Enough On The Job Other Articles - Golf Study Fails To Reach Ladies Tees - Hair-trigger Man Faces Jail Time |
| Issue 11, May 2004 | Top Story
- Archeologists Discover Reason For Pyramids Bottom Story - Van Schalkwyk Releases Pop Album Other Articles - Isrealis And Palestinians Kill Each Other Again - Man Wishes He Had Made His Move |
| Issue 10, May 2004 | Top
Story - Refinery Chiefs Invite Environmentalists Over
For A Smoke Bottom Story - Prostitutes Excited At World Cup Other Articles - Telkom Wins Monopoly Advertising Award - Foreign Affairs Hires SABC Talk Show Hosts |
| Issue 9, May 2004 | Top Story
- Satan Lauds Computer Industry Bottom Story - Reiki Practitioners In Bid To Heal The World What If? - ...David Beckham had taken up darts instead of football? Other Articles - Rumsfeld Had Fingers Crossed - Snakes And Ladders SA Berates Media |
| Issue 8, April 2004 | Top Story
- Miss India SA Competition Expands To Incorporate
Others Bottom Story - Swazi King Declares Himself Lord And Master Of All He Purveys Other Articles - Housewife Pleasantly Surprised by Taxi Driver - Health Minister Taunts Critics |
| Issue 7, April 2004 | Top
Story - Palestinians, Israelis Compare Kill
Ratios Bottom Story - New Study Finds Drugs "pretty fucking cool" What If? - ...fate had led George W Bush to become President of South Africa ? Other Articles - Girl Finds Sex Good, But Not Great - Election Court Dismisses IFP Motion in Summary Judgement |
| Issue 6, April 2004 | Top
Story - Vote Counting Joke Leads To Homicide Bottom Story - Gummi Bears No Longer Bouncing Here, There, Or Anywhere What If? - ...the DA won the General Elections? Other Articles - Consultant Uses Her Breasts To Extend Deadlines - Easter Bunny Claims Responsibility For Low Death Toll |
| Issue 5, April 2004 | Top
Story - Deceased Al-Qaida Suicide Bombers Hijack
John Edwards Show Bottom Story - Anderson Executives Start Accounting School What If? - ..Drew Carrey's show "Whose line is it anyway" were hosted in South Africa? Other Articles - Nerdy Engineer Suddenly Becomes Popular - Drag Racer Finally Proved Wrong |
| Issue 4, April 2004 | Top
Story - Local Psychic Predicts Own Death Bottom Story - Leon Recovers From Stress Disorder Other Articles - Black Eyed Pea Actually Gets Retarded - Local Youth Completes Transformation to American Youth |
| Issue 3, March 2004 | Top
Story - God Apologises for Apartheid Bottom Story - Newsgroup Ignores New New New National Party Other Articles - Maya The Bee Murdered By Killer Bees - Felicia Nominates Herself for The Order Of Luthuli |
| Issue 2, March 2004 | Top Story
- New Britney Video Not 'Toxic' Enough to Kill
Christina Bottom Story - BioSlim Releases BioSmart Short Story - Jesus Loves The Little Children Other Articles - Scorpions Staff Killed by Scorpion - Home Affairs to Screen American Tourists |
| Issue 1, March 2004 | Top
Story - Health Minister Spearheads Cabbage Patch Kid
AIDS Research Bottom Story - IFP Election Rally Leaves Supporter Disappointed Other Articles - Free State Traffic Cops Declare Zero Tolerance on Small Bribes - Local girl regains self-respect after one-night stand |
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